Today was quite awesome, up until one point... Let me show you why in meme format.
**My son is almost 5 years old**
# Saturday: 2:30pm *after playing games*

...Right son, we need to go to the supermarket and get some food.

... Okay!.. can we look at the toys when we get there?

... Sure ^^
# Saturday: 3:00pm *arrive at the supermarket*

... Right, lets grab a trolly and you can help me get the shopping.

... Can we look at the toys first?

... I guess so.

... Maybe they will have some new MLP things.. pfft.. if only I was that lucky.
# Saturday: 3:07pm *got to the toy section*

... Holy Celestia!! MLP blind bags and 3 figurine sets....The're new!

... I'm going to buy them all!! **grabs all the figure sets and a handful of blind bags and hides them under all the shopping**
# Saturday: 3:30pm * shopping done, now going through the checkout*

... Hello Sir

... Hi checkout lady
*beep* *beep* *MLP beep*

... MY DADDY LIKES MY LITTLE PONY!!!
**Whole Shop instantly goes quiet, everyone turns round**

... Pffffffft

.... um

... MY DADDY HAS ALL THE PONIES

...

.... erm... they are for his sister

... I DON'T HAVE A SISTER... SILLY DADDY

... LOL

...
# Saturday: 3:45pm *walk slowly to the exit while everyone stares at me*

... Son?

... YES

... Why would you do that?

... I LIKE CARS!!!

....
Hope your day was as great as mine ^^
Pon-Ea <3
Well played son...well played.
Good I can deal with it. -3-'